Signs You’ve Developed An Addiction to Election Coverage
- You’ve made nasty woman part of your daily vocabulary
- You’re convinced, at some point, one of your emails is bound to be linked to this shit
- There are still people for Donald to offend, somehow, and you’re curious as to who they are and what they care about
- You kind of like the Donald Trump way of getting ahead more than Hillary’s. Would really like to complain about work, rather than do it in 2017.
- You have a vested interest in not watching the world be destroyed